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The Misfits
Within
the confines of the Eastern suburbs there lays a strange breed of
men whom venture out from their suburban jungle in order to wreak
havoc on the sports teams throughout the world. No-one knows where
they come from and who brings them together but there is one thing
for sure, they love their beer.
The men come from far and wide, from the rough streets
of Paddington, to the ghettos of Edinburgh, there are no borders
between these men just a common interest winning and then drinking
till they forget. While many years of sport have left these men
almost physically handicapped, they still clasp on to the stubbornness
that they still have what it takes to be the best.
Just a taste of what we have to offer:
Campbell - a distinguished and highly decorated
player who on his day can produce the goods.
Rohan - this man has the lot, the looks and the pace combined with
some silky moves both on and off the field, drinks like a girl though.
Pottsy - A world class player only missing out on the England RWC
2003 squad due to lack of ability, strength, size, speed, skill
and commitment.
Davey - An old stalwart of the pack, leading the forwards around
the field by example as his Scottish accent is incomprehensible
to his English speaking teammates.
Rob Mes - A man who possesses all the tricks, including the largest
dummy known in the rugby circles.
Rob - A niggling halfback playing in a props body destined to be
the next Pheagens Bay Currawongs U12C's Rugby Coach. A true thoroughbred
of a player..
Marty - Known as the crowd pleaser whose post try celebrations are
sure to get the fans (and the ladies) down to Colleagues. Rumours
have been spreading that he has been working on some new material
although no doubt he will bring back some of his favourites including
the 'Hamburger' and 'The Eiffel Tower'.
Squashy - he calls himself the Messiah as he strikes down vengeance
those younger and faster than him (which is basically anyone in
the opposition).
Chad - A real 'make up the numbers' kind of player whose double
jointed elbows and no neck will sicken even the strongest of stomachs.
Ben - an elusive player who has bought the country to the city..
Been out of the game for a while but the skills are still there
Bill - the pup amongst the old men, bringing the new legs to the
side
Rik - keeping this man under wraps to let loose on the field.. a
bull of a man..
Ben H - pure pace.. what more can we say
Look out for the boys in Pink!!
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